Category: Season 2

We’re Totally Ducked.

Can the Fakist News Team defeat multilevel marketer Debra Dawnstar and her Shooting Star army? What about Grimm Ace from MacDonald’s? Who will stand with Paul DaFoe in his darkest hour yet? Find out in OPERATION: DEVASTATION PART TWO, the epic finale to Season 2 of The Fakist.

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CAST

BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie

SHOOTING STAR 1 – Allison Jara

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

SHOOTING STAR 2 – Bill Meeks

RENT-A-KIDS – Dinah, Doofy, and Dorkface Delroy

AI BOT – Peter Price

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson

ERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt

GRIMM ACE – Peter Price

JOHNNY MACDONALD’S – Scott Johnson

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

BERTRAM KCOM – Adam Paulauski

GLENN KARAOKE – Bobby Hawke

“Nobody Knows It But Me”
Parody lyrics written and performed by Classic Tragic Hero

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You Can’t Outrun Your Past… Not Really.

Everything Paul DaFoe has ever done wrong is coming back to bite him, and the fate of The Fakist is at stake! Will Paul survive the tornado of karma battering the beams of KCOM Studios? Find out in the first part of this EPIC two-part finale. OPERATION: DEVASTATION starts now, only on The Fakist.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

TIM “PRESS PLAY” PLAYGON – Shawn Trail

AI BOT – Peter Price

TAYLOR REYNOLDS – Michael Lucero

JACOB WALTERS – Brady Hendricks

ASHLEY WALLABY – Anne Marie

ABIGAIL WALLABY – Morgan Glennon

JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Allison Jara

GRILL CREW MEMBER #1 –  John Harrison

GRILL CREW MEMBER #2 –  Derek O’Neill

WACKY PACKY – Michael Lucero

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie

BRYSTER – Dorkface Delroy

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

SHOOTING STAR 1 – Allison Jara

SHOOTING STAR 2 – Bill Meeks

JANIE – Anne Marie

JACK – Bill Meeks

TIM MONET –  Peter Price

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price

Wizards Untied, written by Megan Prevost

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It’s a newscast full of Fakist firsts!

After a lot of delays, Paul DaFoe is finally ready to confront Janitor Jim, but that’s not the only first on tonight’s newscast! Brent Arnold explores the new teen trend threatening to destroy the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Then, bar patrons make first time confessions on Tim Monet’s First Times. Plus, what Nickelodeon start is getting swept up in the college bribery scandal? All that, plus an update on the #RedCloud that shut down the city and an epic ending that leads straight into the two-part finale, coming up on The Fakist!

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

CHRIS HOSTWICK – Brady Hendricks

ANGELICA GOODY –  Rachel Boat

THANOS – Michael Lucero

MARVEL FAN 1 – Kate Sheridan

MARVEL FAN 2 – Michael Lucero

SEX DEEP VOICE – Shawn Trail

TIM MONET – Peter Price

MILLENIAL MIKE – Nathan Parnes

MELVIN – CJ Boat

ROD JOHNSON – Andy Behbakht

ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS – Peter Price

BRENDA – Anne Marie

RENT-A-KID ANNOUNCER – Shawn Trail

DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie

AI BOT – Peter Price

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

HANDLEBAR VAN DYKE – Bobby Hawke

ANONYMOUS CALLER – Joel VanValkenburg-Huff

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

GRACE HUBBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

KID ANNOUNCER – Dinah Delroy

KID 1 – Dorkface Delroy

KID 2 – Doofy Delroy

ANNETTE GAINES/YOUNG ANNETTE GAINES –  Amy Hypnarowski

TOM GAINES – Michael Lucero

TMZ ANNOUNCER – Jamey Lewis

DEVON – Samuel Lewis

BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price

GRIMM ACE – Peter Price

ERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt

JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Allison Jara

Rent-A-Kid: Apocalypse, written by Dorkface Delroy

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MUSIC

Additional Music by Stephan Carroll

Win hundreds of prizes worth millions of dollars on the NIGHT OF 1,000 GIVEAWAYS!

We’re bribing our viewers to boost our ratings on our first newscast after the #RedCloudCrisis. Ron Joliver is back to reveal how one Seattle man is trying to bring My So-Called Life back from the dead. Then, one Instagram influencer ruins her life with one dishonest tweet. Plus, Mayor Audra Reliant is building a new sports stadium, but is it really the best thing for Somewhere West of New York City? All that, plus an exclusive interview with Microsoftey Bill Gates, coming up on The Fakist. Please tune in. We really need to boost our numbers!

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

TIM “PRESS PLAY” PLAYGON – Shawn Trail

AI BOT – Peter Price

TIM MONET – Peter Price

AUDRA RELIANT – Allison Jara

NEVIL RELIANT – JR Thorsen

LOUIS LANE – Brady Hendricks

WOMAN IN CROWD – Anne Marie

RENT-A-KID ANNOUNCER – Shawn Trail

DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie

SALLY – Kate Sheridan

LIZ – Anne Marie

BELLA – Dinah Delroy

SISTER RACHEL – Dawn Owar

KID 1 – Doofus Delroy

KID 2 – Dorkface Delroy

KID 3 – Dinah Delroy

ROY SILVER –  Derek O’Neill

JOLT COLA SINGER – Bill Meeks

PRISCILLA RINGER – Allison Jara

INGRID NELSON – Hope Mullinax

MOM – Anne Marie

BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE – Bobby Hawke

GWYNETH PALTROW – Anne Marie

PAUL FIEG – Bryce Castillo

RADIO ANNOUNCER – Bill Meeks

TEEN CLAIRE – Allison Jara

TEEN JOSH – JR Thorsen

BARTENDER- Brady Hendricks

BILL GATES – Samuel Lewis

PROFESSOR DINK – Bobby Hawke

KID ATHLETE – Nathan Parnes

BANK EMPLOYEE – Jamey Lewis

BERTRAM KCOM – Adam Paulauski

Ron Joliver’s So-Called Life, written by John Harrison & Derek O’Neill

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MUSIC

Sad Day, The Lounge, Dreams, Evolution – https://www.bensound.com

“Malt Shop Bop”, “Highlight Reel”, “Chee Zee Beach”, “Mischief Maker” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Change” Aviva and The Flying Penguins

“Afraid To Leap”, “Burning Bridges” by Brett Cain & The Chosen Few

Additional Music by Stephan Carroll

What is the #BigRedCloud?

Hey, guys, LeAnn here! The #BigRedCloud shut down the city, and we’re trapped in a bunker deep underground. I’m making the most of it by interviewing our socio-political correspondent Grace Huberstafforford about her poor choices in life. We’re bringing The Fakecast back, this week on The Fakist. Oh, and Paul can’t find his beans.

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CAST

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

RON  HUBBERSTAFFOR – Bill Meeks

BIRDMAN STAN  – Bobby Hawke

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Does this microphone make my hair look fake?

The news team makes it all about them. Barry Tesh exposes a hidden subculture in “Barry It All: The Naturist Struggle.” Then, LeAnn Snyder travels back to Alabama to update her Meemaw on her new life behind the anchor desk. Next, Tim Monet reveals the gender of his new child and the dangers of mail trucks in one explosive Facebook Live. All that, plus Paul DaFoe gets some answers about his bio-dad from the jerk who raised him, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

BARRY TESH – Shawn Trail

UBER DRIVER – Brady Hendricks

WOMAN 1 – Anne Marie

MAN 1 – Bill Meeks

KID – Dinah Delory

WOMAN 2 – Dawn Owar

MAN 2 – Bill Meeks

ROCKAPELLA – Bill Meeks

GRANDMA SNYDER – Amy Hypnarowski

DOUG DOUGLAS – CJ Boat

MR. LEE – Peter Price

STUDENT DIRECTOR – Brady Hendricks

DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie

JANIE – Anne Marie

JACK – Bill Meeks

TIM MONET – Peter Price

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

CORY BECK – Nathan Parnes

AI BOT – Peter Price

MONTIPAIRE DAFOE – Derek O’Neill

YOUNG MONTIPAIRE DAFOE – Derek O’Neill

YOUNG JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

NARRATOR – Brian Brushwood

JAKE’S FATHER – Jake Stein

JAKE’S MOTHER – Jake Stein

JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young

TIM “PRESS PLAY” PLAYGON – Shawn Trail

D&D KID – Dorkface Delroy

Compliant D&D Kid – Dinah Delroy

Dawnstar’s Shooting Stars, written by Anne Marie

Behind The Choices, written by Justin Robert Young

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MUSIC

Country Boy, Elevate,  Little Idea, Ofelia’s Dream, Deep Blue – https://www.bensound.com

“Curse of the Scarab”, “Showdown” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“I Love Me” Aviva and The Flying Penguins

The Fakist uncovers an explosive truth.

Jo Atone, the founder of the Fakist Faithful Facebook Fan Page, gets up close and personal with her favorite fake news anchors. Plus, Grace Huberstafforford uncovers a shocking conspiracy fueled by MacDonald’s new self-service kiosks. Then, Brent Arnold exposes the dark underbelly of the Hollyweird elite. And who is this “Janitor Jim” Nettie people are talking about? Seriously. Nobody remembers hiring him. All that, plus we expose Florida Man, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

DEEP DRIVER – Brady Hendricks

IMPATIENT CHILD – Dorkface Delroy

MENU KIOSK – Clayton Cooper

AI BOT – Peter Price

GRIMM ACE – Peter Price

JOHNNY MACDONALD’S – Scott Johnson

RON DOE – Shawn Traill

JO ATONE – Ariana Marchese

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

DONALD NESMITH – CJ Boat

RACHEL NESMITH – Rachel Boat

NEWS ANCHOR 1 – Brady Hendricks

NEWS ANCHOR 2 – Clayton Cooper

NEWS ANCHOR 3 – Gary Furlong

FLORIDA GOVERNOR – CJ Boat

REPORTER – Dawn Owar

The MacUltra Conspiracy, written by Wynn Mercere

The Hollyweird Elite, written by Charles Johnson

Florida (wo)Man, story by Megan Prevost

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MUSIC

Evolution, Sci-Fi – https://www.bensound.com

“Samba Isobel”,”Funky Chunk” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Appalachian Moonlight” by Brett Cain & The Chosen Few

KCOM Studios is UNDER SIEGE by a face from the past.

Vengeance is a dish best served bold. In Japan, the new Prime Minister aims to make Power Rangers a reality. Then, a group of bearded men strikes back against the surveillance state. Plus, we have the deets on the all-male reboot of The Babysitter’s Club. All that, plus nosy Uber drivers, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson

LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson

SHIMIZU MIHARU – Kate Sheridan

DONALD TRUMP – Peter Price

REPORTER – Roberto Villegas

ULTRA ZORD –  Bill Meeks

AI BOT – Peter Price

RON FIDENTIAL – Naaim Siddiqi

VIVIENNE – Ariane Marchese

DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie

WACKY PACKY – Michael Lucero

SCOOBY DOO –  Bill Meeks

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

HANDLEBAR VAN DYKE – Bobby Hawke

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

KRISTY THOMAS – Kate Sheridan

STACEY MCGILL – Ariana Marchese

ANN M. MARTIN – Dawn Owar

KATIE HOPSCOTCH – Rachel Boat

SARAH MOORE – Dinah Dorkface

AIDEN – Peter Price

CADEN – Peter Price

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MUSIC

Industrial Cinematic, Division, River Valley Breakdown, Cartoon Battle Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Moose, Fun Day, Dubstep, Smile – https://www.bensound.com

Truly Madly Deeply by Vanentino Beoni – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQL3hY42PVo

Paul DaFoe is missing, and it’s up to his producer LeAnn to save the show.

LeAnn Snyder tackles an academic arsenal of alliteration as she faces folly in front of the Fakist Faithful. In Roanoke, Virginia, a library cat claws it’s way into a key government position. Then, a failed faith healer uncovers a prank that went a bit too far. Plus, famed fitness guru Jim Fitt comes down with a rare, but delicious, disease. All that, plus Community Calendar, coming up on the season premiere of The Fakist.

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CAST

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

BERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

MILDRED PARSONS – Hope Mullinax

BOO RADLEY –  Bill Meeks

REGINALD – Derek O’Neill

SAMANTHA GAMGEE – Rachel Boat

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

BLOCKBUSTER EMPLOYEE – Bryce Castillo

DAMIANX69 – CJ Boat

FELIX TILL – Peter Price

DEACON – Bill Meeks

STINKY FOOT MCNEIL – Bill Meeks

MAMA MCNEIL – Anne Marie

FEMALE ANNOUNCER – Anne Marie

DOCTOR LOU LARO – Adam Paulauski

BEAVER CLEAVER – Ariane Marchese

WARD CLEAVER – Michael Lucero

JIM FITT – Bill Meeks

ESMERALDA GOLDSTEIN – Dawn Owar

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

JO ATONE – Ariane Marchese

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MUSIC

“Seeing From Both Sides” Aviva and The Flying Penguins http://avivaandtheflyingpenguins.bandcamp.com/album/sunday-songwriting-222-234-aka-glitter-man

Golly Gee Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Enigmatic – https://www.bensound.com

“Classic Horror 3” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Cattails Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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