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Episode 2 – Speedy Delivery

Madam Ka-Prow’s is open for business as The Fakist tackles the service industry.

Ever have to deal with a rotten customer? Make MacFlurries? Looking for “delivery near me?” We tackle the service industry and all its horrors.

What local pot shop chopped the top off their resource crop? Then, we’re breaking the news before it happens in UP TO THE MINUTE. Did you hear about Bilbo Bixby, local folk hero? We’ve got the scoop. Birdman Stan flies into the heart of the action. All that plus a look ahead at this weekend’s Regatta with Byron Seales in the Mythological Weather Crisis Center, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
LEANN – Rebecca Johnson
JOHNNY DOOBOIS – Adam Paulauski
TONY METZ – Peter Price
HIPPIE – Bobby Hawke
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
LYDIA APPLEBOTTOM – Anne Marie
RENT-A-KIDS – Doofy, Dinah, and Dorkface Delroy
DRAMATIC REENACTOR – Michael Lucero
TIM DELROY – Himself
GEORGE SLAPDASHKI – Peter Price
BILBO BIXBY – Michael Lucero
BERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt
BARTENDER – Bill Meeks
SOME DUDE – Bill Meeks
TRINI – Anne Marie

MUSIC
Madam Ka-Prow’s (New Lunch Place)
Performed by Paul DaFoe, Rebecca Johnson, Tony Hooper, and Bobby Hawke
Music by Stephan Carroll

Buddy – https://www.bensound.com

Epic – https://www.bensound.com

Extreme Action, Hey! – https://www.bensound.com
Rushed Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Killers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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