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Episode 4 – Home Despot


Absolute power corrupts? Absolutely.

Whatcha’ thinking, Paul? The Fakist himself documents his quest for a new lunch place in a scathing editorial. Then, the millennial messiah, Mr. Rogers returns from the grave, but can his fans accept his new career path? We’ve got the lowdown. Elon Musk responds to mounting online criticisms in an exclusive in-studio interview. All that, plus British braggart Ron Joliver, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison
DON SUMULATIO – Bryce Castillo
WESLEY SIMULATIO – Joel VanValkenburg-Huff
MR. ROGERS – Bobby Hawke
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP – Peter Price
SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN – Morgan Glennon
JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Bri Ahearn
DUSTIN NEIGHBORHOOD – Peter Price
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
SARAH GILLEY – Shellane Demarest
JOYCELYN ELDERS – Shellane Demarest
ELON MUSK – Michael Lucero
BERTRAM KCOM – Adam Paulauski
CANDI – Anne Marie DeSimone
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
JUDY DOYLE – Hope Mullinax
PHIL STEVENSON – Robert D Ross
TEENAGER – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

The Make Believe Suite
Music by Stephan Carroll

Elon Musk Sucks
Performed by The Old Farts

Voice Over Under Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Funky Element – https://www.bensound.com

Happy Rock – https://www.bensound.com

Cut and Run Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Dangerous Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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News Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Witch Hunt Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Netherworld Shanty Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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