It’s a newscast full of Fakist firsts!
After a lot of delays, Paul DaFoe is finally ready to confront Janitor Jim, but that’s not the only first on tonight’s newscast! Brent Arnold explores the new teen trend threatening to destroy the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Then, bar patrons make first time confessions on Tim Monet’s First Times. Plus, what Nickelodeon start is getting swept up in the college bribery scandal? All that, plus an update on the #RedCloud that shut down the city and an epic ending that leads straight into the two-part finale, coming up on The Fakist!
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PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks
BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson
LEANN SNYDER –Â Rebecca Johnson
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
CHRIS HOSTWICK – Brady Hendricks
ANGELICA GOODY – Â Rachel Boat
THANOS – Michael Lucero
MARVEL FAN 1 – Kate Sheridan
MARVEL FAN 2 – Michael Lucero
SEX DEEP VOICE – Shawn Trail
TIM MONET – Peter Price
MILLENIAL MIKE – Nathan Parnes
MELVIN – CJ Boat
ROD JOHNSON – Andy Behbakht
ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS – Peter Price
BRENDA – Anne Marie
RENT-A-KID ANNOUNCER – Shawn Trail
DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie
AI BOT – Peter Price
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie
HANDLEBAR VAN DYKE – Bobby Hawke
ANONYMOUS CALLER – Joel VanValkenburg-Huff
JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke
GRACE HUBBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
KID ANNOUNCER – Dinah Delroy
KID 1 – Dorkface Delroy
KID 2 – Doofy Delroy
ANNETTE GAINES/YOUNG ANNETTE GAINES – Â Amy Hypnarowski
TOM GAINES – Michael Lucero
TMZ ANNOUNCER – Jamey Lewis
DEVON – Samuel Lewis
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price
GRIMM ACE – Peter Price
ERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt
JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Allison Jara
Rent-A-Kid: Apocalypse, written by Dorkface Delroy
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