Ron Joliver Gets The Opportunity Of His So-Called Lifetime!
“Up To The Minute” anchor Ron Joliver has always been a cash cow for The Fakist, but when Hollywood calls him and his partner Roy Silver up to reboot their favorite 90s show, they set off on a madcap adventure through Tinsel Town. Will they survive Jordan Cartelano’s three trials to join the “Hollyweird Elite,” or are they doomed to set up a tent in the LA river?
All that, plus the secrets of Tom Cruise’s feet are revealed, in the eighth chapter of The Fakist: One Last Day, a standalone story set in the world of The Fakist.
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ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
BARRY TESH – Shawn Taylor
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price
CURTIS ARMSTRONG – Dean Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
FEMALE ANNOUNCER – Shellane Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion
HOMELESS PERSON – Bill Meeks
JORDAN CARTALANO – Kelly Rands
LEANN SNDYER – Rebecca Johnson
PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks
RON JOLIVER – John Harrison
ROY SILVER – Derek O’Neill
TOM CRUISE – Alex Streu
WHIFFLE BAT GANG KID – Dinah Dorkface
“Ballad of The Fakist”
Lyrics by Bill Meeks
Guitar and Vocals by Joe Carr
One-Man Band – Stephan Carroll
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