The Fakist – Starting Production On Season 3
The Fakist Headlines Collection
The Fakist Headlines was a spinoff podcast produced in 2019 where Paul DaFoe reported on real news for some reason. After a short run, we decided to wait until Season 3 to squeeze the last drops out of this concept. Still, we produced a lot of fun stuff. Enjoy!
Look for The Fakist Season 3, coming soon!
The Totally Spooktacular Fakist Halloween Special
Pop open a White Claw for our SPOOKTACULAR SPECIAL!
The Fakist will not be seen tonight due to Paul DaFoe’s unscheduled sick day. Actually, we’re just assuming he’s sick. Instead, from TheNetwork, a spooktacular Halloween special. Sit back, eat some candy, and listen as we present… The Case of White Claw. All that, plus Paul DaFoe goes where no Fakist has gone before in MOCK EX DEUSINA!
The Fakist will not be seen tonight due to Paul DaFoe’s unscheduled sick day. Actually, we’re just assuming he’s sick. Instead, from TheNetwork, a spooktacular Halloween special. Sit back, eat some candy, and listen as we present… The Case of White Claw. All that, plus Paul DaFoe goes where no Fakist has gone before in MOCK EX DEUSINA!
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CAST
PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks
SPOOKY ANNOUNCER – Bill Meeks
MADISON – Samantha Crausman
FAITH – Hadley Williams
BILL MEEKS – Himself
ANNE MARIE – Herself
MR. FREEZE 7-UP – Bill Meeks
LIAM – Himself
ELIZA – Herself
LONDON – HimselfSPONSORS
The Fakist Scriptbooks
Central Florida Sketch Fest
Search for Season 1 & 2 Collections soon on Audible
SPOOKY ANNOUNCER – Bill Meeks
MADISON – Samantha Crausman
FAITH – Hadley Williams
BILL MEEKS – Himself
ANNE MARIE – Herself
MR. FREEZE 7-UP – Bill Meeks
LIAM – Himself
ELIZA – Herself
LONDON – HimselfSPONSORS
The Fakist Scriptbooks
Central Florida Sketch Fest
Search for Season 1 & 2 Collections soon on Audible
January 31, 2020 – Dark Pee-Wee Reboot?
The Dark Pee-Wee Returns!
We’re back, here with all THE FAKIST HEADLINES you can shake a stick at. Pee-Wee is back, but with a modern twist. The concussion controversy causes a fury of football fans to lash out! Target is setting trends as the world ends. All that, plus Ziggy McElroy is back with a self-serving editorial.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
“‘Ziggy’s Editorial”
Written By Shawn Trail
ZIGGY MCELROY – Shawn Trail
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November 18, 2019 – Thanksgiving Tips
How Is It Thanksgiving Next Week?
Paul DaFoe offers up his TOP 10 THANKSGIVING TIPS to help you get through the holiday season without killing your family. All that, plus Grace Huberstafforford reports on a holiday toy trend, on a thankful episode of THE FAKIST HEADLINES.
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“‘Could Be Anything’ Inspirational Action Figures”
Written by Wynn Mercere
GRACE HUBBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
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November 11, 2019 – YouScrewed
Nicholas Cage Is Benjamin Franklin
A new Baby Shark study says exactly what you’d expect, a member of The Fakist team goes on SO YOU THINK YOU CAN TWERK?, and an explanation of YouTube’s new terms of service that we’ve all got a million e-mails about. All that, plus the Dems invade Indiana, on a brand new THE FAKIST HEADLINES.
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“So You Think You Can Twerk?”
Written By Shawn Trail
ZIGGY MCELROY – Shawn Trail
TIM “PRESS PLAY” PLAYGON – Shawn Trail
CHYRON DELROY – Dorkface Delroy
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November 4, 2019 – McDonald’s CEO Ousted
A MacDonald’s-Friendly Episode
Fortnight is basically cocaine, Tarintino attacks Netflix, and lots of butt-kissing MacDonald’s. All that, plus Grace Huberstafforford vapes, on a brand new THE FAKIST HEADLINES.
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“Healthy Vapes”
Written by Wynn Mercere
GRACE HUBBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
“Fortnight Is Cocaine”
Written By Shawn Trail
ZIGGY MCELROY – Shawn Trail
QUENTIN TARANTINO – Bill Meeks
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Episode 8 – Operation: Devastation (Part Two)
We’re Totally Ducked.
Can the Fakist News Team defeat multilevel marketer Debra Dawnstar and her Shooting Star army? What about Grimm Ace from MacDonald’s? Who will stand with Paul DaFoe in his darkest hour yet? Find out in OPERATION: DEVASTATION PART TWO, the epic finale to Season 2 of The Fakist.
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CAST
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie
SHOOTING STAR 1 – Allison Jara
PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks
LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson
SHOOTING STAR 2 – Bill Meeks
RENT-A-KIDS – Dinah, Doofy, and Dorkface Delroy
AI BOT – Peter Price
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson
ERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt
GRIMM ACE – Peter Price
JOHNNY MACDONALD’S – Scott Johnson
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie
JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke
BERTRAM KCOM – Adam Paulauski
GLENN KARAOKE – Bobby Hawke
“Nobody Knows It But Me”
Parody lyrics written and performed by Classic Tragic Hero
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Episode 8 – Operation: Devastation (Part One)
You Can’t Outrun Your Past… Not Really.
Everything Paul DaFoe has ever done wrong is coming back to bite him, and the fate of The Fakist is at stake! Will Paul survive the tornado of karma battering the beams of KCOM Studios? Find out in the first part of this EPIC two-part finale. OPERATION: DEVASTATION starts now, only on The Fakist.
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CAST
PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks
LEANN SNYDER – Rebecca Johnson
BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
TIM “PRESS PLAY” PLAYGON – Shawn Trail
AI BOT – Peter Price
TAYLOR REYNOLDS – Michael Lucero
JACOB WALTERS – Brady Hendricks
ASHLEY WALLABY – Anne Marie
ABIGAIL WALLABY – Morgan Glennon
JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Allison Jara
GRILL CREW MEMBER #1 – John Harrison
GRILL CREW MEMBER #2 – Derek O’Neill
WACKY PACKY – Michael Lucero
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie
DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie
BRYSTER – Dorkface Delroy
JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke
SHOOTING STAR 1 – Allison Jara
SHOOTING STAR 2 – Bill Meeks
JANIE – Anne Marie
JACK – Bill Meeks
TIM MONET – Peter Price
RON JOLIVER – John Harrison
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price
Wizards Untied, written by Megan Prevost
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September 29, 2019
Well, That Happened.
Politics invades the fake news, Disney enters the multiverse of madness, and a gaming granny gets SWATed. All that, plus Ziggy McElroy on a brand new FAKIST NEWS HEADLINES.
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“Gaming Granny”
Written by Wynn Mercere
GRACE HUBBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
“Sticky Lips” and “Self-Driving Snobs”
Written By Shawn Trail
ZIGGY MCELROY – Shawn Trail
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