The Fakist

 

Celebrate the holidays with a totally original holiday story!

At a secluded karate retreat on Christmas Eve, disgraced fake news journalist Paul DaFoe is visited by 3.5 spirits who take him on a surprising journey through his past, present, and future. In Somewhere West of New York City, LeAnn stands vigilant in the control room, working to save a newscast with no anchor. Will Paul learn the true meaning of Christmas, or will The Fakist fade away forever?

All that, plus ‘Twas The Night Before Kanye read by Coverville’s Brian Ibbott.

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CAST

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

EASY-GOING NARRATOR – Brian Ibbott

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

JUICE BARTENDER – CJ Boat

SENSEI MARK – Peter Price

LITTLE GIRL – DINAH DELROY

BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke

JIM WARD – Dean Demarest  of Cos-A-Commotion

MONTIPAIRE DAFOE – Derek O’Neill

OLD MAN – Michael Lucero

OLD WOMAN – Ariane Marchese

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

BIG BROTHER – Wynn Mercere

BARACK OBAMA – Himself

CHRIS BRITTLEBRAT – Peter Price

MILLENNIAL MELVIN – Peter Price

NEWS MAN – Peter Price

CINDY MCNEIL – Melanie Dudas

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

JIMMY THE KID – DORKFACE DELROY

TEACHER – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young

GRANDMA SNYDER – Amy Hypnarowski

SPIRIT OF FAKE NEWS COMING UP – Rebecca Johnson

TEENSY TIMMY – Ariane Marchese

BO CRATCHIT – Michael Lucero

BRENDA FEINHART – Rachel Boat

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MUSIC

In The Bleak Midwinter / O Holy Night / Silent Night / Carol of the Bells / First Noel / He Is Born / Christmas Time Is Here
Music by Stephan Carroll

Memories – https://www.bensound.com

“Christmas” by King on da beat
https://soundcloud.com/king415/christmas

Perception – https://www.bensound.com

The Duel – https://www.bensound.com

Nouvelle Noel Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

“Wish Background” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Chase Pulse Faster” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Electro Cabello” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Going Higher – https://www.bensound.com

Sexy – https://www.bensound.com

“Doobly Doo” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Spy Glass” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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A tribute to a man who flew 597 feet too far.

The Fakist Presents Birdman Stan: Fly High, a hastily thrown together tribute to the man whose “Lazy Eye in the Sky” drifted toward heaven far too soon. Then, a Teen Wolf fancast welcomes an historic guest. All that, plus The Bieber Babies… All Grown Up!

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CAST

BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke

MALCOLM MCDOWELL – John Harrison

SPECIAL ANNOUNCER – Derek O’Neill

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

CLAUS GLEASON – Evan

RANDY “PA” SHUTTLE – Saker

KIM JON-UN – Himself
KIM JON-UN TRANSLATOR – Michael Lucero
JEFF GOLDBLUM – Michael Lucero
PROMO PRODUCER – Morgan Glennon
FIRE CHIEF – Charles Johnson
MAMA BUTTRAM – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard
YOUNG BIRDMAN STAN – Dorkface Delroy
CINDY – Elizabeth Plascencia
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Dinah Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Dorkface Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Doofy Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE – Michael Lucero
MYSTIC DUDE – Bryce Castillo
POLICE OFFICER – Peter Price
CURLEYWORLD KID 1 – Ariane Marchese
CURLEYWORLD KID 2 – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua
BROCOLLI BITES ANNOUNCE – Bill Meeks
PRINCIPAL – Adam Paulauski
KENNY – Peter Price
OLD TIME DETECTIVE – Peter Price
STEVIE – Ariane Marchese
HUMMING DAD – Peter Price
SHELIA – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua
DONALD BIEBER – Dean Demarest  of Cos-A-Commotion
JEAN BIEBER – Shellane Demarest  of Cos-A-Commotion
STEVE ROBERTSON – Bill Meeks
JUSTIN BIEBER – Robert D Ross
FRANNIE FLUKE – Rachel Boat
TONY THOMAS – Peter Price
GLENN KARAOKE – Bobby Hawke
GUY IN THE CROWD – Bobby Hawke
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price

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MUSIC

Memories – https://www.bensound.com

Going Higher – https://www.bensound.com

Sexy – https://www.bensound.com

“Doobly Doo” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Spy Glass” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“You Get What You Give”
Covered by Classic Tragic Hero

 

The stories behind the fake news.

With a beloved Fakist family member dead, our team is behind schedule producing a memorial special. Executive Producer In Charge of Production LeAnn Snyder came up with a killer idea: A Fakist podcast! In the first FAKE CAST, LeAnn interviews The Fakist himself Paul DaFoe. Find out how he got his start in #FakeNews, and how he’s handling our big loss. PLUS: #BreakingNews We finally reveal who let the dogs out. This is the FAKE CAST, and we probably won’t make any more of them.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

 

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Hollywood finally gets the spotlight it deserves.

Carrie Tart tells you totes everything going on in Hollywood. Then, we have an exclusive preview of a new Newfix documentary featuring aging pop stars you might not remember. The MPAA unleashes the “Spoiler Police” on an unsuspecting populace. All that, plus protesters attack the studio, coming up on The Fakist.

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Hollywood Is Hard

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

ELLA FITZPATRICK  – Anne Marie 

GREGG ALEXANDER – Bill Meeks

AVERAGE MAN – CJ Boat

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

DILLON XANDER – Peter Price

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE – Peter Price

FEMALE ANNOUNCER – Shellane Demarest  of Cos-A-Commotion

CURTIS ARMSTRONG – Dean Demarest  of Cos-A-Commotion

UNDERCOVER COP – Michael Lucero

CLERK –  Joel VanValkenburg-Huff

BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson

SWAT TEAM MEMBER – Tim Delroy

GREG CHAMBERS – Derek O’Neill

JUAN TORRES – Roberto Villegas

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young

BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke

MIA WALLACE – Amy Hypnarowski

LANCE – Bill Meeks

MICKEY MOUSE – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

You Got What You Gave Suite
Music by Stephan Carroll

Inspire – https://www.bensound.com

“Overcast” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Laser Groove” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Covert Affair” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Badass – https://www.bensound.com

“Teddy Bear Waltz” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Remember the Stars – Techno Mix
Ready And Waiting
Danosongs

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Absolute power corrupts? Absolutely.

Whatcha’ thinking, Paul? The Fakist himself documents his quest for a new lunch place in a scathing editorial. Then, the millennial messiah, Mr. Rogers returns from the grave, but can his fans accept his new career path? We’ve got the lowdown. Elon Musk responds to mounting online criticisms in an exclusive in-studio interview. All that, plus British braggart Ron Joliver, coming up on The Fakist.

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CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison
DON SUMULATIO – Bryce Castillo
WESLEY SIMULATIO – Joel VanValkenburg-Huff
MR. ROGERS – Bobby Hawke
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP – Peter Price
SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN – Morgan Glennon
JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Bri Ahearn
DUSTIN NEIGHBORHOOD – Peter Price
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
SARAH GILLEY – Shellane Demarest
JOYCELYN ELDERS – Shellane Demarest
ELON MUSK – Michael Lucero
BERTRAM KCOM – Adam Paulauski
CANDI – Anne Marie DeSimone
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
JUDY DOYLE – Hope Mullinax
PHIL STEVENSON – Robert D Ross
TEENAGER – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

The Make Believe Suite
Music by Stephan Carroll

Elon Musk Sucks
Performed by The Old Farts

Voice Over Under Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Summer – https://www.bensound.com

Funky Element – https://www.bensound.com

Happy Rock – https://www.bensound.com

Cut and Run Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Dangerous Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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News Theme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Witch Hunt Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Netherworld Shanty Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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